Moon Rocket

Because Why Stop at LEO?

Phase 1: The "Moar Power" Upgrade

For the Moon, we’ll need:

• A Bigger Rocket

  • Double the height, triple the flair. Moon missions demand grandeur.

• Extra Fuel

  • Think "semi-truck of fuel" levels.

• Navigation System

  • Upgrade to GPS: Galactic Positioning System. Pro tip: The Moon is "that way."

Phase 2: The Assembly (Lunar Edition)

1. Stack the Stages

   • Stage 1: Boosters to escape Earth.

   • Stage 2: Engine to cruise through space.

   • Stage 3: Lunar Lander with life support system

2. Lunar Landing Legs

   • Attach foldable legs to your module. Avoid installing backward.

3. Pack Snacks

   • Space ice cream and Tang. Nothing says "pro astronaut" like dehydrated food.

Phase 3: The Moonshot

1. Launch

   • Same as LEO, but add dramatic music for extra effect.

2. Lunar Orbit

   • Slow down or risk overshooting into deep space. (Oops.)

3. Landing

   • Aim for the flat bits. Craters = bad.

4. Explore

   • Plant a flag, bounce around, and take selfies. Bonus points for dancing on the Moon.

5. Return Home

   • Don’t forget to grab a Moon rock for bragging rights.

Congratulations, you’re now a bona fide rocket scientist! Or at least you will be, once the smoke clears.